Save the day - for yourself

You barge into the cabin. The three girls all scream at the sight of you: a hulking monster coming in with the storm, clutching your machete and sporting a vicious hard-on.

You shut the door behind you as Britney, Giselle and Sienna run to the back of the cabin. Britney's dropped her dildos on the floor and you pick one up, studying in.

The door opens behind you. Before you can turn around, you feel a sharp pain. You look down and see the tip of knife sticking out of your chest. You feel around your back and feel the knife handle - it's been buried past the hilt.

With a grunt you pull the knife out. You spin around and throw it back at your attacker.

It's Jessica Biel, who dodges the knife easily. She shouts at you: "Catch me if you can, asshole!"

She runs outside.