Satie's at an underground boxing match

"A gym?" Kyle asked, stepping out of the van. "Nobody actually works out at this hour, do they?!"

"How do you think I got these muscles?" Hailey asked.

"This place caters to night owl and nocturnal creatures, like vampires and werewolves," Lucy said, leading them down an alley to a side door. "But that's not why Satie runs this place."

Lucy entered a code into the door and led the three down a long, brightly lit hallway. The sounds of cheering and loud music echoed down the halls. The hunters, human, and Devil walked down a stairway to another hallway, this one dimly lit. Lucy used one of her hands to hold the others back while she peeked around a corner through an open door. Kyle, Hailey, and Buddy couldn't resist taking their own peek.

The room was a large arena with a roped boxing ring in the center. All manners of monsters, demons, and what were likely gods and goddesses in human form sat in seats around the ring, cheering on the fighters. A giant of a man with one eye, a Cyclops, was trying to box an average sized, well-fit woman. She had her short hair shaved on one side of her head, an athletic black top, and black athletic shorts. Kyle had no doubt this woman was Satie, also known as Satan.

Satie effortlessly dodged the Cyclops' punches while pummeling him in the stomach. After delivering a punch to his heart, Satie gave a devastating uppercut to this jaw, knocking his off his feet and onto his back. The bell rung as Satie took a victory lap around the ring, eating up the cheers from the crowd. An announcer shouted over the loudspeaker. "And another victory for the Wrathful Warrior herself: Satin Satie!"

Satie nearly stopped in her tracks as she saw Lucy waving from around the corner, naked. Craning her head, Satie noticed the naked human, along with another two humans in bathrobes. Satie smiled, imagining the talk she was going to have once she got out of the ring.

Another flash came from Ozzie's phone as she photographed the naked hunters hanging above her entrance door. "Would you stop taking pictures of us?!" Roxie howled. "How perverted can you possibly be?!"

"Oh, this isn't for my portfolio," Ozzie said with a grin. "I just enjoy humiliating the people who go hunting for my friends! And besides, how can I ignore two lovebirds ignoring their feelings?"

"Lovebirds?!" Grant howled. "I can't stand this bitch!"

"Yeah, right," Ozzie said, snapping another picture. "And corn flakes make you stop masturbating."

The Demon Lord looked at her screen with disappointment. "Aw, bugger! Does everything I own have a low battery?!"

She raced up the stairs to look for a new battery. As she left, Grant tried to lean away from Roxie. "God, you fucking stink! I can't believe I'm stuck with you like this!"

"YOU can't believe it?!" Roxie shrieked. "I'm naked, skunked, and I got your dick stuck in my clunge! Why would that demon lady think we'd be enjoying this?!"

Grant glanced to the desk below them. "Psst! Roxie! There's a pair of scissors on the desk!"

Roxie tried reaching for them, struggling as her nude pelvis pushed against Grant. She couldn't help but start to feel pleasure from feeling his cock buried in her pussy. "I...I can't reach it!"

Grant was also trying to ignore the feeling, especially since he was doing it with Roxie. "Can you, I don't know, swing us there?"

"Swing us?!" Roxie repeated. "If I do it like this...!"

Grant was losing his patience. He just wanted to be out of the trap and after the Devil. "Fine! I'll do it!"

Using his ankles and hips, Grant started swinging himself back and forth. As he swung closer to the desk, his dick kept pushing into and out of Roxie, making her grunt in attempts to stifle her moans. Grant tried to ignore his feelings of lust, reaching out for the scissors.

"C'mon Grant!" He thought to himself. "You trained against succubi! This is Roxie! It should be easier than that!"

Finally, he managed to grab the scissors with his hand, but he had to keep swinging to reach the rope. "Roxie...I'm...almost...there!"

"Grant...me...too!"

"What? No, I -!"

Without warning, the rope suddenly snapped in two, making Grant drop the scissors. Roxie fell on top of him as they came crashing to the floor, still inside each other. Grant and Roxie managed to mask their final moans with exclamations of pain from falling.

Roxie felt Grant's final twitches inside of her as she slowly raised herself up to look down on him. She started to turn beet red as she felt his dick slide out of her pussy. "Did...did you cum inside me?"

Grant tried not to look down at his penis, knowing the answer was definitely, "yes." "N-No!"

Roxie suddenly leapt to her feet. "Fuck! I just...you...in here?! I swear, if I get pregnant...!"

Grant jumped up and starting yelling back. "Oh, gods! You think I want a kid with you?!"

The sound of footsteps came from upstairs. Roxie grabbed Grant and dragged him out the door, escaping just as Ozzie came downstairs.

"Fucking drongos!" Ozzie cursed. "I missed the end of the show!"

Ozzie sat down in her chair dejectedly. "The hunters are getting off, Lucy's losing her virginity...how come all the Lust Lady gets are a couple fingers?"

Her charged phone finally buzzed. Ozzie smiled and answered the call. "Anubis! Glad you got my call! Listen, are you Bastet free tonight? Lucy and I got a little...proposal for you."

Satie marched down the hall, wiping her brow with her towel. She saw her naked friend and motioned for her to follow her into a locker room. Lucy led Kyle, Buddy, and Hailey into the lockers. To their relief, nobody else was inside with them.

Satie started putting her gloves and shoes in a locker. "Look, Lucy, walking around the Garden naked was fun, but trust me, it gets old after a few years."

She gave Kyle a lingering gaze. "Not that I wouldn't mind stripping off for that."

Kyle couldn't believe that every single demon lady they met that night had ogled his nude body. This night was doing wonders for his self-esteem.

"We're not naked by choice," Lucy said irritably. "Demon hunters were after us and sprayed me with holy water. I used what I could to get us away, but...well, there was a side-effect. Now I need to do the ritual to get my powers back."

"The ritual?!" Satie asked. "Oh, finally! And you're giving it up for this hot piece of ass?!"

"Um, my name's Kyle," Kyle offered.

"Oh, so he does talk!" Satie teased. "I mean, it sure as hell can't be Bee's favorite customer here. Bet he would pt her out of business."

"Hey, wait. Did you just mock him for being fat?" Hailey asked.

Satie let out a laugh. "Real smart friend you got here, Lucy."

Lucy put a hand on Kyle's bare shoulder. "Ignore her. She's a good friend, but manners aren't really her thing."

"Well, she doesn't have to be so mean!" Hailey said. "I got enough of that from Grant! And I happen to be pretty damn smart!"

"...then why are you two wearing bathrobes?" Satie asked.

Hailey and Buddy looked at each other and burst out laughing. "Aw hell! We left our britches back at the hotel!" Buddy laughed.

Satie rolled her eyes and stripped off her top, revealing a jet black pendant with a large "W" on it. "This what you're looking for?" Satie asked as she pulled down her shorts.

"Um, yeah, actually," Kyle said, surprised at how quickly Satie had gotten naked in front of him.

"Don't gimme that look," Satie said teasingly. "Shame is for losers and people who can't flaunt it. So, you and Lucy shouldn't be covering so much right now."

She marched to the shower and turned it on, stepping beneath the water. "And yes, you can borrow my pendant. Lemme just call Louie over and tell him the plan."

"Louie?" Hailey asked. "Which god is that?"

"It's short for something else," Satie said. "What is it? Ctloo-loo? Calth-lu? It's hard to say that with a human tongue."

Kyle, for what felt like the umpteenth time that night, felt a strange sense of dread at meeting the god she was describing. "Wait, Satie? Are you trying to say Cthulhu?"