Sarah Michelle Gellar & Melissa Joan Hart

After months of lusting after these two young blondes and several months of planning, you manage **** waylay the two girls away from Los Angeles with the promise of a movie starring either one blonde or the other. As each arrived in Little Rock to meet with the supposed casting director for the film, you kidnapped the two actresses from their hotel rooms with the help of chloroform.

Now, you have them hogtied on the floor of your comfortable manse in the Ozarks, with no one around for miles.

Time for the festivities to begin.