Samantha is into watersports!

"You CANNOT tell her that I told you," Laura Jean says quietly," but Samantha is into watersports!" The bar is loud so you have to turn your ear to her to hear her.

"Watersports?" you say out of shock of this revelation.

"Don't fucking play dumb with me, John," Laura Jean rolls her eyes at you. "Pissing. Peeing. Samantha is a piss slut."

"She's into peeing? Like sexually?" you say. It's a true shock. It's the last thing you would have expected your pretty fashionable Social Media Manager to be into.

"Her husband **** her into it of course," Laura Jean says, "She's a real domineering bitch. Samantha told me about it at first, and she was all torn up about it, like she didn't know if she should say no or be humiliated. She was basically bawling once she started talking."

You get a little closer to Laura Jean so she can continue to spill all the beans on her friend and co-worker. You're close enough to feel the warmth of her breath when she speaks into your ear.

"Then I didn't hear anything more about it for a while, so I asked one day - just at lunch in the Google kitchen - and she said she got really into it and was totally fine with everything."

"What does 'really into it mean'?" you ask. Your need to adjust your cock, but you can't do that without drawing attention to what's turned into a mighty erection.

"I didn't get all the details, but I pulled out some. From what I gather, Samantha... oh my god, i can't believe I'm telling her boss this... oh well. Samantha will touch herself while Jimmy pisses all over her. Like in the shower. And then, from what I can gather, Jimmy will make Samantha eat her pussy."

"Does the drink the pee?" you ask, **** to hear more

"Yeah, John," Laura Jean says as if it's obvious. "I think Jimmy will drink a galloon of water and then basically drown her husband in piss."

You look over at Samantha who is still standing by her husband and the birthday girl, Caitlin. Samantha Palmer is a piss slut, you think. You imagine her long dark brown hair drenched and dripping with pee. You imagine piss splashing against her tiny breasts, giving her pale white skin a glowing shine. You can almost smell the piss.