Samantha and her husband Jimmy frequent lesbian sex parties

This is what Laura Jean enthusiastically tells you about your hot employees nightlife:

Well John, Samantha and her husband Jimmy frequent lesbian sex parties. I mean really they are orgies. It's apparently all Jimmy's thing and at first when they started dating, Jimmy had to break Samantha in. Those are my words not hers, but like clearly Jimmy is the dominant one. Duh.

Well they don't just go to these parties where like, I dunno a couple dozen lesbians and dykes and all that fuck around with each other - I mean like massive pussy eating, and strap-ons and everything, but a few months ago, Samantha was all stressed out because they were actually hosting the next party.

So for like weeks she kept asking me and Caitlin about logistics because she was all stressed out and she didn't want her husband to know how anxious she was. Well Caitlin could barely talk about it without turning bright red from embarrassment, but I helped with all sort of logistics, like helping choose the music and the snacks.

There's so much more planning than you would think! Like did you know there are schedules for orgies? Like the first hour was a tea hour so everyone can get to know each other more and like catch up - so you're not like eating out your friend and then being like, 'oh did you watch the latest episode of the the L Word?'

There was a time for sex games - and then for one on one hook up and then after midnight is when it's a free for all orgy.

Also... there's a DM... not a Dungeon Master in your nerdy D&D, but a Dungeon Monitor. They have to take shifts and hold all the phones, supply the lube, and i dunno, clean the toys.

Samantha had to decide what rooms in her place are for what activities. The kitchen is for hanging out, the living room is for like heavy petting, and then everything else for the other rooms. Like you have no idea how many woman fucked all over Samantha's bedroom - like at the same time.

And she bought like a bunch of new blankets and towels... oh my god... so many towels.

After nodding along in encouragement through Laura Jean's story you finally cut in.

"You are going to give me some of the details of the actual party, aren't you?" you ask.