Sabrina Carpenter

"Ta-da!"

Young, petite blonde Sabrina Carpenter was standing in front of me.

"So what seems to be the problem, Miss Carpenter?"

"I just feel like I'm too average in terms of celebrities," Sabrina said. "There are lots of blonde celebs who sing about heartbreak and stuff, and I just feel like I'll get lost in the crowd."

"I have a solution," Jack said. "Sleep!"

Sabrina fell asleep.