Sabotage Susie´s clothes

“I´ll keep browsing.”

“Great, knock yourself out. Literally, if you can.” You look at some other merchandise and wait for Susie to get distracted. She soon grabs her phone, it´s your chance. You scoot over next to her, pretending to be examining some batteries, and quickly grab the loose thread on her sweater.

Slowly, you move away. The thread gets bigger and bigger. Hmm, this is going to take too long. You have walked halfway across the store, and you are just now seeing Susie’s bellybutton.

She is bound to notice that something´s wrong before you finish your devious task, unless… The minimarket has electronic mixers on display. You tie the tread to the beater of one such mixer and turn it on.

With a high-pitched wiring noise, the mixer begins to spin a yarn ball in no time flat. “What the hell?” you hear Susie cry out as she sprints towards you. Her sweater is all but gone; only the sleeves remain. She doesn´t look happy that her little pink bra is now out in the air.

Uh-oh, she is mad. You try to dissimulate your guilt by looking away from her angry face, and your eyes land right in her modest cleavage. That´s not better! “You! What did you do? I knew you were nothing but trouble-”

“SUSIE, WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND TOPLESS?” A busty blonde, clad in the same uniform as Susie, stomps down the hallway towards you two. Huh, you notice that the store also sells vacuums, this gives you an idea.

“You don’t need to yell, I´m right here! And I’m topless because this dolt sabotaged my sweat-Eeek!” You discreetly turn on one of the vacuums. It starts sucking on the first thing it finds, Susie´s right butt cheek. Like a suction cup, the machine gives quite the kiss to her black pants, right over where the tear was.

“See? She is a menace!”

You whistle innocently and kick your feet. “Me? I'm just browsing around.”

“Because you are a deranged lunatic! Who else would walk around in public like that? I´ll kick your ass!”

“You won´t kick nobody´s ass! This is too much Susie if you keep it up-”

“Oh give me a break, and you stop sucking!” Susie pulls the vacuum with all her strength. She succeeds at freeing her pants from the machine, albeit at the price of expanding the tear across the whole span of her butt.

“Is this what passes for wearing a proper uniform nowadays? I told you a thousand times to wear other non-broken pants at your workstation.” The boss scolds Susie.

“Oh, like I say anything about the big hole you have on your sweater.”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me! Or do you want me to go on? Because let me tell you, yoga pants are also not part of our uniform, and yet you wear them every Friday!”

“Like you are one to talk, miss ripped jeans …”

Wow, they are going for each other´s throats. Is this what Eris felt like when she started the Trojan War? While they argue, you saunter to the entrance of the store to “borrow” the…