S-ENF-015 - TOON PHYSICS

Item #: S-ENF-015
Object Designation: Toon Physics

"What the hell happened here?"

"Slapstick outbreak," explained Thelma, looking around the chaotic, custard-stained streets of San Francisco. "We're trying to keep it under control, but..."

A car zoomed by. It was moving so fast that it somehow managed to rip all the clothes off both Thelma and Dr. Emilia Lucent, leaving the two beautiful and highly intelligent women standing by the side of the road in nothing but their underwear. Thelma's bra and panties were orange. Emilia's were white, and decorated with little red lovehearts.

"...we're not having much luck."

"How's it going, ladies? I'm not feeling very horny today, so instead of pranking you I thought I'd use my considerable scientific acumen to help you... awoooga! Hot-cha-cha!" Dr. Blithe's tongue fell out of his head and he howled like a cartoon wolf at the sight of the two girls, who squealed and tried to cover their underwear. Emilia grabbed Thelma's arm.

"We have to get out of here!"

"No, wait! The slapstick!" But Emilia was already running off down the street, dragging Thelma behind her. Passers-by watched with interest as the bra-and-panty-clad beauties sprinted through San Francisco, **** to regain some measure of dignity.

"Hold on a minute! The faster we go, the more likely we are to..."

Thelma's foot came down on a stray skateboard. She rolled forward, snatching Emilia aboard as she picked up speed. The two girls clung to each other on the skateboard, shrieking in terror as they saw the steep hill approaching.

As they sped down the hill, they hit a few obstacles, in order. First, a grove of thorny trees that managed to snag the bras and panties off both girls' lovely bodies, leaving them naked. Then, a gigantic wedding cake full of cream, custard and strawberry jam that left both girls sticky from head to toe. Then, a huge fluffy feather-stuffed pillow, carried between two workmen on the street, that burst as the girls smashed through it, coating them with feathers that clung to the jam and cream.

Finally, Thelma and Emilia rolled at top speed all the way down the road and in through the doors of a crowded baseball stadium. The skateboard came to a stop right in the middle of the diamond, causing the batter to miss what would otherwise have been the greatest home run in the history of the sport. But nobody seemed to care.

"Ladies and gentlemen," announced the announcer. "Now announcing two very special guests... some naked girls!"

As their image appeared on the jumbotron, broadcast live and in high definition to millions of viewers, the crowd roared its approval. Thelma and Emilia squealed and blushed, trying to cover each other's bare bodies, the laughter and chants of "NAKED GIRLS!" ringing in their ears. They were so very naked! For the entire world to see!

And Dr. Blithe turned to the camera. "Th-th-th-that's all, folks," he said.