Run straight

SPLAK!

You run balls-first into a big-titted MILF's kick, giving you 2 pancakes where fat, round orbs once sat.

"Fuck... already... uhhhhh..." you groan, slowly dropping in front of her, nuts in your throat. You are one of the first boys down with your testicles blasted. You knew you'd go down to a girl today, but you wanted to last a little longer than the first rush!

"Wow, that was a good one," you can hear her saying, "you're out for sure!" You try to struggle to your feet, but the ball pain is too much and you both know she got you. "Awww sweetie, don't worry" she coos, looking down at you with a little sympathy "you'll puke soon and then you'll feel all better again in no time".

You're already feeling queasy from her low-blow as she's talking, so your curl up and accept your fate as one of the first casualties in the BB tournament.