Run-in with a stranger.

As I fled from the cacophony of laughter outside, I entered C.J.'s tech store grasping my junk into an area that was mostly white from floor to ceiling, save the gadgets that covered the shelves throughout the aisles. I immediately disliked it. Not that it wasn't stylish, it's just that with such a bright background I felt like the presence of my nudity was more pronounced. I looked around left and right for the front desk and still managed to bump into a customer exiting towards where I came from. It was a middle-aged woman with thick glasses and a digital camcorder that both clattered to the floor when she fell into a sitting position as I nearly bulled into her.

"Oh! I am so sorry!" I called out as I picked up her glasses. Buddy came bounding from behind me and politely lifted the woman up by the hands. He swiftly scooped up her camera as well and checked to see if it was damaged before handing it back to her. Once she finally stood with her thankfully undamaged purchase, I absently placed her glasses back on her face with both hands. I guess my worry about her safety and her expensive equipment made me momentarily forget my own predicament. For when I placed her glasses gently back on her face, the first thing she saw very clearly was my dick.

"Whoa!" Was all that she said as she continued to look down. My senses came back to me a little too slowly as I followed her line of sight back to my genitals. I mentally kicked myself as I clasped my manhood once again; my face turning red as a tomato. The woman let out a laugh and spoke, "Doesn't this store have a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy?"

I hunched forward a little not knowing what to say. Fortunately, Buddy spoke up in my place, "Haha! I should hope not Miss. I can't go into the details, but you see, my friend here is required to pick up something in this state or he will be in big trouble. Would you be a doll and look the other way for today?" The woman looked at Buddy then back at me. She just stood there and watched me for a moment or two but it felt like an eternity. I gave her my best charming smile I could offer under the circumstances but it came out looking strained and awkward due to my growing embarrassment. It seemed to be enough though since she also smiled and then nodded, "Whatever honey, hope you find what you're looking for," she waved her video camera at me "I'm just happy I decided to test this baby out right after I bought it at the register. See ya!" She walked away from us doing a quick 180 to point her camcorder at my backside right before she walked right out the door.

It took me a second to process what had just transpired. If she had her camera running from the moment she bought it at the front desk, then that would mean..."Oh SHIT!" I exclaimed, my ears were burning. I did notice that she was holding up her camera towards me as Buddy helped her up but I never thought that I would be so unlucky that she decided to turn it on so soon after buying it. She had recorded everything even before she ran into me. Meaning that she was now walking around with video evidence of my naked body in a public place!

I crouched down yelling as I raked my fingers through my hair in frustration. Buddy leaned over placing a hand on my shoulder, "Don't worry man, I'm sure she'll get bored with that footage after she re-watches it two or three...dozen times and then just delete it."

I frowned as I looked up at my friend, "Buddy that may actually be my best case scenario. What if she decides to show it to her friends or post it online?"

Buddy shrugged, "Look at it this way, your popularity will not only soar way more than it did in college but it will be quantifiable in numbers based on the millions of likes you will get." He laughed and I punched him in the elbow. Buddy just rubbed off the blow with a smile.

A noise coming from behind me warned that someone else was entering the store. Now fully alert, I clasped my goods again as I stood back up urgently. "We need to get that phone before someone else sees me!" Buddy and I ran off towards the front desk where hopefully Brittany's phone awaited us.