Run after the bus

(Originally published by Ewong at writing.com. Republished with the original author's permission.)

You decide that your bra problem isn't worth missing the bus, so take off after the bus. You thank your lucky stars that you are wearing sensible shoes and not heels as you slowly make your way to the next stop. Your breasts shake free of your bra, and it slips down to your waist. You keep pumping your arms, but your legs are impeded by your conservative-cut skirt. You want to run as fast as you can, but your tight skirt seems like it will burst if you adjust your stride. You see the bus stop a block away and the bus is just pulling in. You are afraid that if you don't do something drastic, you'll lose your chance at catching the bus!