Roxy drives

"I guesh ya rye", the busty blonde finally admits. "I'm toelully shifassed. Le' shange playses." Candy passes her keys over to Roxy who stumbles around the compact car, leaning on the hood for support.

Mobilizing all her strength, the pretty Asian finally manages to focus her blurry eyes enough to get the key into the hole. "Gotcha!" she reports in a triumphant voice. "Gettine car, honey!"

Climbing into their seats with difficulty, the drunken women struggle to maintain an upright position. "Here, le'sh haffun fora road!" Candy slurs and opens another vodka bottle. Chugging down a few healthy gulps, she hands the bottle over to Roxy, who also drinks a considerable amount. Emitting an enormous burp, the buxom beauty slumps down onto the steering wheel, drifting off into a drunken slumber.

But Candy is having none of it. "Hey pal!" she hollers in indignation and gives the busty Asian a hefty bump. "C'mon, le'sh get moo'in!" Straightening up with a startled expression, Roxy cranks the engine and begins to back up out of the parking space.

Unfortunately, she is now so drunk that she has totally lost her ability to judge speeds or distances. Accelerating way too fast, Roxy reverses the Honda right into a couple of cars parked across the aisle from her own space. With a tremendous crash, the vehicles collide.

Amazingly, the occupants of the compact car survive the accident without any major injuries. Both women have suffered a painful whiplash, but none of them appears to be seriously hurt.

When the two girls ultimately manage to free themselves from the wreckage, the emergency services, alarmed by some passing revelers, already arrive at the scene. The EMTs attend to the injured, and Roxy and Candy face an unpleasant questioning by the law enforcement officials.

"I wish we could relive this night", a crestfallen Roxy whispers softly after miserably failing her sobriety test. "You can say that again", her blonde friend sobs. Then Roxy is led away in handcuffs.

THE END - You score 30 points.