Room 107!

After discussing your stay, the place did actually end up having some pretty cheap rates, Kathy led you over to your room. It was just down the hallway and around the corner. The door was simple enough, little more than a wooden slab that barely seemed soundproof, but it had the numbers "107" engraved in a fine silver-like metal. You were sure this place didn't have the budget to use fancy metals for their room numbers.

You thanked her after she handed you the key and left you to explore your room. This whole thing admittedly had gotten off to a weird start, but this would be the turning point of it all! You were sure there would be something wild in here that you could use to get yourself a whole lotta views!

The room was completely normal, much to your grief. You took your recording phone on a trip around the room to investigate the place but couldn't turn up a single oddity. You described to your viewers about how weird it was that this place actually seemed pretty nice, but you didn't have anything else to tell them. What was there to say?

There was a single bed with a nightstand on either side. The bed was well maid and the sheets even felt nice. There wasn't anything at all inside the nightstands and the lamps on top of them functioned just normally. You even tried looking underneath the bed and found it to be spotless. There was a television in front of the bed but you hadn't bothered turning it on yet, you wanted to keep exploring.

The bathroom was completely fine too. There wasn't a bath but the shower looked fairly clean and even came with a set of complimentary soaps and shampoos. What was really astounding was how there wasn't a single tiny piece of grime anywhere in the room. It was truly baffling.

Finally, you noticed a table in the corner of the room. It seemed to just be there for decoration but you found a small welcome pamphlet on it. It read as follows:

"Welcome to the NJ Hotel! We know you will love it here!

Before leaving, we recommend that you take advantage of all the amenities at our establishment. Our staff work tirelessly and happily to provide you the best serving experience possible! Why not relax at our hot tub and get away from the cold? Or how about going to one of our famous performances? Of course, don't be afraid to just hang out in your room and watch some television, we won't judge! Should you get bored or have any questions, please chat with our staff!"

Some of the wording here or there was definitely a little off, but how bad could it be? Except that was the problem. It was SUPPOSED to be bad. They had a hot tub? Performances!?

But you weren't deterred. This only fueled your motivation to get to the bottom of things. There's no way you just accidentally stumbled on the world's fanciest hotel in a dark, grimy alley. This place was terrible and you were going to get famous on the internet for it!

Now, where to start...?