Ron

"Er... um. No one here!" Ron feebly attempted to disguise his presence.

Harry was too attached to bother removing his mouth, so Hermione called, "Ron, come on out. Not much point hiding when we?" Hermione gasped as Harry brought her closer to orgasm "?um, ah, know where you?" pant, pant "?are. Harry!"

Harry kept sucking.

Ron fought his way out of the bushes just in time to see Hermione, against all judgment and effort, explode in Harry's mouth. Harry, being the OCD type, was careful to swallow every possible drop.

Ron just stared.

Hermione caught her breath and finally pushed Harry off (who was still licking his lips). "So, um, yeah... we'd, ah, been siiiigh debating over who has it tougher based on gender. And we decided to haaaahhh... um, swap bodies to do it via Polyjuice Potion... and, um..."

Hermione kept fumbling for words. Ron still wasn't paying attention.

Finally, Harry got sick of the excessive talking, found his wand, and zipped Ron's robes off with a swish-and-flick.

That woke Hermione up. "Harry! What are you doing?!"

"As long as we're all here we might have some fun," retorted Harry, already moving to blow Ron as well.