Roll the die

“Well, I’ve been called here a few times,” I said, “but those.. these, briefs are so much more.. spectacular, then I remember.” I saw the surprise on Tsunade’s face, and then I heard as Shizune processed what I had just said. For a moment, me and Tsunade were stuck looking at each other. She looked at me as though she were astonished. And she didn’t know how to react. At least I had made my mark. Turned around the joke.

“You better enjoy it then, you little shit,” said Shizune! It seemed I had pissed Shizune off a bit more than expected. I did have a girlfriend now.

Still Tsunade said nothing as she looked at me, until finally she shook her head.

“Well I did invite this,” said Tsunade, “I won’t underestimate you again, Alain. You even got second place.” I would have to make it up to Shizune for not thinking my comment through.