Rita Ora

John turned on the TV and saw there was a big Hollywood red carpet event. Rita Ora had just come out on the carpet. She wore a very revealing red dress, and her hair was slicked back.

"I wish that when she's on the red carpet, any time Rita Ora speaks, all people can hear is her saying 'I have crabs, head lice, and anal warts,' and I wish when she's on the red carpet, she scratches her crotch and scalp and does not realize it."

Rita scratched her crotch with her right hand and her scalp with the other. She walked up to the interviewer.

"Rita Ora, how are you today, and who are you wearing?"

While Rita believe she was answering the question, all the interviewer and everyone watching heard was "I have crabs, head lice, and anal warts," and she kept scratching without realizing it.

John got a hardy laugh from this.