Risk it!

You take her hand and guide her over to the guard. He sighs and holds up a hand to keep you away, but you keep coming. "Hey, buddy. What's it gonna take to get my girl backstage? It would really mean a lot to her to meet the band." You try to make him see that it would probably REALLY mean a lot to you, too. He's ignoring you, though, and eyeing your girlfriend. Her t-shirt is tight and shows off her belly, and her jeans show off her curves very well. You can see in her eyes that she's willing to do anything to get through that door.

You lean in and lower your voice. "Would a blow job do the trick?"

The bouncer smiles and says...