Right!

Heading out on the town you drove straight to the business district. There was a nice building you’d seen on your entry to town that was looking for new employees. Walking in you looked the woman seated at the entrance up and down. A busty blonde with glasses that kept her from looking like a complete bimbo, her thighs could kill and while he didn’t have a great view of it the girls ass looked nice and firm.

“Hello sir.”

“Hello dear, I’d like to apply for a job here.” Your jaw dropped when she rose from her seat and walked into a back room, you didn’t give her ass anywhere near enough credit.

When she walked back she handed you a paper, “Just fill this out sir.” She smiled and you struggled not to melt.

Filling out your form you turned it in and returned home. A week later you were called in for an interview. An interview that went very well and ended with you having a real job for the first time in your life. Over the years to come you moved your way up the corporate ladder, when you finally landed in a role of power you had that busty blonde from all those years ago be your secretary. It was a time, you were earning plenty of money and shooting a load deep in your secretary everyday. Eventually you married said secretary and settled down. You had two kids and died in your sleep as an old man.

Congrats you’re a terrible burglar,

The End