Right! It's a pig in a blanket!

Ramón tries to do a kind of sexy dance when Anita comes close to him but it`s more funny than sexy.

Anita finally grabs his pants and pulls them down.

I can’t help smiling when I see this:

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It’s the smallest dick we have seen in the show until now. I would say it’s a little over inch. Ramón has quite big balls, so his balls look bigger than his dick. It’s a very cute package.

Before I can greet him, he speaks.

Ramón (pointing at his dick): “How do you like my pig in a blanket?”

I laugh because it’s true, it actually looks like a pig in a blanket with a very small sausage!

Me: “I am loving it, man. Cocktail sausages are usually tastier” I said jokingly and winking at him.

Me: “By the way, is it your nickname for your dick: pig in a blanket?”.

Ramón: “Not really, it was my mom who started calling it that way”

Me: “Did she call it a pig in a blanket when you were a child?”

Ramón: “no, no, that was last week”.

The audience laughs. They are loving this guy and I am liking him a lot as well.

Me: “So, do your mom tease you for your small size?”.

Ramón: “My mom is the best at SPH without knowing what SPH is. Let me tell you some stories:

• When I was about 19 y.o. I was at home in my boxers and she said: “I think you lost something”. to which I asked: ¿what do you mean?”. She answered, it looks like there is nothing in your boxers, so I thought you lost your dick.
• One day when I was pissing, she stood looking at me. I had the full dick covered by my finger, so she said: “I do not know how you are able to find that little thing inside your boxers”.
• Another day, she gave me her tweezers and said: “this is a gift, in case you want to jerk off”
• And, of course after a shower, she always asks if the water was cold.

The audience was really enjoying him.

Me: “Your mum seems a character. Were you always open about nudity and about your size with her?”

Ramón: “yes, we always were open about nudity, but she only started teasing me about size when it was clear that I was not going to grow more, at about 18 y.o. At first she was careful but when she noticed that I liked the jokes she started getting much bolder. She once gave me a penis extender as a gift for my birthday”.

Me: “So you enjoy SPH?”

Ramón: “Well, I am standing here in front of you, showing the smallest penis you have seen in a show about small penises. What do you think?”

Me: “touche” I said laughing. “Anyway, does it grow much? It looks like it has “potential” and your balls are big”.

Ramón: “It’s 4” hard so it’s quite a grower”.

Me: “Nice”

I would spend the whole night speaking with Ramón: I am meeting so many nice guys tonight! However, Paul informs that I won another 5,000$, so my total is already 25,000$ and that we must proceed to the next round.

I wave goodbye to Ramón and Paul introduces the next guy.