Ridiculous stories

"Ladies," you say, "If you don't do exactly as I say, you'll end up in jail, and I'm sure there are plenty of huge, muscular butch dykes who would love to use your tongues as washcloths and your hair as towels after they workout."

Brandi and Shelby's eyes went wide. They literally trembled with fear.

"Please, isn't there anything we can do?" asked Brandi.

"Look, right now you're only facing five years in prison max, but that's just for the stuff the D.A knows about."

"What do you mean?" asked Brandi.

"I have plenty of evidence that you each has done much worse; in fact, I'll wager I have enough evidence of your wrong-doing to put you away for life, or...."

"Or what?" Asked Brandi.

Shelby sank down on the couch and put her face in her hands.

"Hey, did I say you can sit?!" you bark.

Shelby jumps back up.

"Both of you, spread your legs, and put your hands behind your back, bend your knees, and hold that position, so I know you are not up to anything."

The two women assumed the position. You notice Brandi's fake tits thrust out.

"OK, Brandi," you continue, "I have hours of footage of you selling dollar blow jobs to high school kids, some as young as fourteen."

"You do...but...I...." Brandi stammered, believing what you said but not having any memory of it.

"Yes, you made your early money as a cheap whore, and prostitution is illegal, and statutory is even worse. I lost count of teenage boys after 200."

"Really?" asked Shelby turning towards her mom, who had cast her eyes down.

"Shelby," you say.

"I also know that illegally imported rare African pygmy semen and rare Amazonian tribe semen to drink and not only that, but you would smuggle it from the airport to your house by shoving the viles up your anus. Shoving vials of imported semen up your anus is also illegal."

"Oh my god!" said Brandi.

Shelby's mouth fell open. She stammered a bit, but was left speechless.

"Yep, your daughter is just as addicted to semen as you are...But!" you blurt out. "I know how you can get out of all of these charges."

"Tell us!" says Brandi.