Rex

Rex has his towel around his waist, he just took his suit off when you walk over to him. You decide to try a pickup line you heard once.

“Are you religious?”

Rex pauses and looks at you confused.

“What’d you just say?”

“Are you religious?” you repeat.

He turns away from you and gets his underwear out of his locker, still holding the towel around his waist, “I’m the answer to all your prayers.” He puts his underwear on, one-handed. “Why don’t you come by my place tomorrow night and I’ll show you what I mean?” Rex, with his back to you, reaches between your legs and feels around, only finding your testicals, not your penis. “That’s alright, it’s probably just the cold water.”

You walk away, astonished. That wasn’t expected. You go through the entire next day thinking about Rex, you even skip practice to go see him, but you start having second thoughts when you’re standing on Rex’s porch.