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White, Orange, Blue, Purple, Pink, Brown, Yellow and Red gathered round the cafeteria table.

"If both Black and Green are dead, that means the impostor is both a racist and a sexist" said Pink.

White ignored Pink.

"Okay, can we check everyone's alibis?"

"I went to electrical with Black" said Red, "but after completing the first part of our task, I went to communications to accept the diverted power"

"Why didn't Black go with you?" asked Orange.

"He didn't trust me"

"I was doing the credit card task" said Purple.

"Orange, Pink and I were in the med bay" said White, "okay, so that just leaves Blue, Brown and Yellow"

Yellow spoke in Chinese, nobody could understand him but they could tell he was indignant.

"Red is cus" said Pink.

"How am I cus?" asked Red.

"Lets all have a vote" said Purple.

Everyone voted off Red.

"God dammit" said Red.

White, Orange, Blue and Pink all grabbed Red and **** him out the airlock.

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Red was not the impostor. 2 impostors remain.

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White read the scans on the computer.

"I'm afraid it wasn't Red. And it turns out we have two impostors" he said.

"Couldn't the computer have informed us there was a second impostor before?" asked Orange, "and why doesn't it tell us if someone's an impostor until after we kill them?"

"Just shut up, Orange" said White.