Relatively boring

The movie Alice picked out managed to be as standard as could be. Not that that was necessarily a bad thing, there were certainly worse ways I could have spent my time. But the hard-working sexually frustrated female protagonist moves to a big city, only to find a cute, successful man who teaches her the meaning of love and happiness. Two kiss scenes and a juicy hand-hold. Nothing special.

Unfortunately, that means it was unable to free me from my curse of unbearable horniness. Even stuffing my face with popcorn wasn't helping. The main female lead was nothing special, pretty in a generic kind of way, but I couldn't help imagining what she would taste like. How she sounded when she moaned. If she had even been with a woman before, and how quickly I would make her learn. Reflexively, I even started licking my lips.

Alice for her part seemed to be enjoying it. She had a long day of practice, so a dumb, uninteresting movie was probably just what she needed. Talking was scarce during the movie, but occasionally we'd quip about some dumb line or about something especially unrealistic. Alice always had a wonderful smile, that really came out when she laughed.

With plenty of time for my mind to wander, I couldn't help but think what life would have been like Alice and I weren't sisters. Would we have met? Would we have gotten along so well? Would we have had a meet cute in a small coffee shop on the outskirts of New York City? Probably none of these things, but I still thought about it, because then I could feel less guilty about my feelings for her. Chills ran down my spine from my feelings towards her in the shower. Part of me wonders what would have happened if I had given into my feelings.

"Christy," a distant voice called out.

Maybe I could cheer her on at her soccer games, and then we'd jump into shower together, and take our precious time getting clean. I'd give her a reward for scoring the winning goal. God, maybe this romcom affected me more than I thought. These dreams were getting really cheesy.

"Christy!" the voice said louder. I snapped out of my reverie. Alice was right next to me, looking at me with slight concern. I looked at her and she continued, "You okay, sis?"

"Hmm? Oh!" I smiled easily. "Yeah, sorry. Just thinking about stuff."

Alice seemed to relax a little. "Oh well you were worrying me there. The movie's over, and you were just staring into space." I turned to the TV and sure enough, the credits were rolling. "Whatcha thinking about?" she asked.

You. Kissing you. Wishing we weren't related. "Eh, just had a long week," I replied.

"I feel that." Alice laughed, seeming to remember a long week she had. "Well why don't we go to bed now?"

I checked my phone. It was just past 11. "Man, this was the lamest slumber party ever. Didn't even hit midnight."

"Haha," Alice chuckled. She was always more of a morning person than me. "Tomorrow we'll make up for it over breakfast. I have no plans for the rest of the day either."

Hmm, I could try to sleep away my arousal. But that never worked before. Maybe we should try to stay up so I can distract myself with something else