Refuse to be diapered.

"No." You say. "I'm not letting you diaper be like a baby."

"You think Sarah is a baby?" Tanya demands.

"No." You really should not have said that. "I..."

"Do you want to keep digging?" She asks.

"I didn't mean it." you say.

"Yes you did." She counters. "You think Sarah is a baby because she wears diapers."

"Please don't tell her I said that." You beg.

"I won't" she says. "If you do everything I say."

"You want me to wear a diaper?" you assume.

"For a start." She says. "But my silence is going to cost you a lot more than that."