This had to be a joke from one of my cousins, the CustomWife form reads like something out of a bad porn movie. I let out a little laugh and filled out the form.

Master User Information

Name: John Doe

Age: 28

Ethnicity: White

Thing you dislike most about Wife: Boring in Bed

Subject Wife Information

Name: Lauren Doe

New Name (Optional): Lauri Doe

Age: 23

Please Pick a Preset Option or select Other and write in selection

Personality Preset (Pick One)

| Bubblegum Bimbo |

Head Augmentation

Hair Color (Pick One)

| Red(Dyed) |

Hair Length (Pick One)

| Long (Mid Back) |

Ethnicity(Pick One)

| White |

Skin Tone (Pick One)

| Tan(Natural) |

Eye Color (Pick One)

| Other: Light Grey |

Breast Augmentation

General Size (Pick One)

| Very Large |

Breast Type (Pick All That Apply)

| Perky || Gravity Defying || Shapely || Real |

Specific Cup Sizes (Pick One)

| E |

Specific Band Size (Pick One)

| 38 |

Body Augmentation

Body Fitness (Pick One)

| Fit |

Waist Size (Pick One)

| Small |

Ass Size (Pick One)

| Thick |

Leg Definition (Pick One)

| Long and Thin |

Tattoo Coverage (Pick One)

| Low |

Piercings (Pick all that apply)

| Ears || Navel || Tongue || Both Nipples |

Personality Augmentations

Intelligence(Pick One)

| Low |

Personality (Pick All That Apply)

| Slutty || Obedient || Sexy || Naughty |

Kinks (Pick All That Apply)

| Anal || Oral || Rough Sex || Hair Pulling || Name Calling || Submission || Dress Up || Impregnation || Cum Play || Bi-Sexual |

Promiscuity (Pick One)

| Cuckquean |

Looking over my answers I had to laugh, it was like the exact opposite of what my fiance Lauren was like. Maybe my answers were a bit of wish fulfillment. I pressed the send button, expecting some gag video to play or there to be some type of hook but all that happens is a splay screen comes up and says

"THANK YOU FOR USING CUSTOMWIFE FROM CUSTOM SPECIALTY PRODUCTS. RESULTS SHOULD SHOW IN 4-8 HOURS"

The iPad shut off at this point.

The doorbell rang again and I went to answer it. Unfortunately this time it isn't a super hot delivery girl, it is my two best friends Mark and Sam.

"How are you holding up dude?" asks Mark. "Are you ready to get hitched today?"

"Yeah I can't believe you are tying the knot, although you and Lauren have been together, what like 4 years now?" Sam says as the two enter the house.

"Yeah she was such an innocent freshman then, bright-eyed and bushy tailed." I said remembering the first day I met her. She had grown so much in the past 4 years, and not always in a good way.

"Yeah that is before the feminists got her." Mark jokes as he goes to the fridge and cracks open a beer. "Want one?" He asks motioning to Sam and me.

"Sure" replies Sam.

"Guys maybe we shouldn't. Lauren doesn't want me drinking before the wedding." I say with trepidation in my voice.

"Oh come on we have hours before we have to be at the church. She isn't gonna know. Have some balls, it is the last day for you to use them before Lauren locks them in a box along with your cock." Mark retorts

"Its not like you are using your cock for anything and you are single." Sam says to Mark snarkily. "Things like this are why Lauren doesn't like you. Also John drink a beer come on."

"Fine guys, fine. I'll have one." I say sitting down and as Sam hands me one and I open it. Taking a sip I say. "I wonder what Lauren and the girls are up to?