Really badly -- he still looks like a guy in a dress.

The girls closed up the trunk, trapping Chris inside. They drove out to the edge of town, and pulled into the parking lot of Truckers' Paradise. Lisa parked the car on the far end of the parking lot, away from a small knot of people hanging around right outside the door.

Sally popped open the trunk and pulled a dazed, **** Chris out. She tears his existing clothes right off him, leaving him standing naked in the parking lot. A 30-something couple getting out of their car looked over at Chris curiously for a moment, then shrugged and headed inside.

Beth pulled a beat up paper bag out of the back seat and started pulling articles of clothing out and handing them to Sally. In just a couple of minutes, they have dressed Chris up in a cheap outfit and an even cheaper wig. Lisa pulls out her purse and applies some truly garish makeup to his face and some cheap, ill-fitting red press-on nails to his fingers.

When they finish, Chris looks disgusting, and no one could be drunk enough to believe he was really a girl, even for a moment. Sally pronounces him "Perfect!" and they take his hands and head into the truck stop.