Read the rules first

Sitting in my car I decide to read the rules first, I pull out the card and start reading.

1) This toy does not work on anyone blood related to you

2)The vagina on the toy must be above the legal age of consent

3)The toy can only resemble one Vagina per session

4) if lube is needed, Use water based lube

Down on the bottom of the card in smaller print reads

*Pregnancy is not possible with this toy*

"Thats strange I think, what could this toy have to do with pregnancy?"

Now that I have read the card what shall we do