Read anecdotes from 'Shepard'

During the fight against the collectors It was surprisingly easy to keep the body-swap a secret from the Normandy's crew: Shepard and I taught each other about ourselves and spent a lot of time together. After that mission was over and I was arrested while Shepard got to run and hide in my body it became more difficult. I could still act like him, especially since there weren't many people to interact with in the brig, but his body's libido was hard to take care of while spending so much time alone. When the reapers hit it was terrifying but also a relief, not because it proved the man i pretend to be wasn't crazy but because this gave me a chance to relieve this bodies stupid libido.

The first real chance was the mars archives. Doctor Eva Mendes' artificial body incapacitated Ashley, she's a bitch but I do hope she pulls through and not just because Shepard would. I wanted to take a Cerberus soldier captive to fuck but didn't when I saw the modifications that were made to them. Luckily Liara jumped me almost immediately after we got Ashley to the med-bay. I say luckily because though I still dislike aliens she's quite attractive, hasn't caught on to the fact that Shepard and I changed bodies and 'is' in a relationship with him but suspects him of cheating on her with me during the mission to take down the collectors.

She said she needed to speak with me in her lab. I was surprised when she pushed me against a wall and shoved her tongue inside my mouth. I was more surprised when I liked how she tastes and kissed back. ''You're getting better.'' she said as she stripped off her lab coat and clothes. ''Just you wait.'' I said as I lifted her up by her hips, threw her to the bed and ate her out the way I wished my exes had done to me. Frustratingly she tasted even better down there, which lead to me going down on her a lot more after that. I don't mind as much anymore since I don't hate aliens in general anymore, just a lot of particular ones, also because Liara can't get pregnant unless she wants to so I don't have to pull out when I fuck her all night, which would be quite a feat even for me.

I'm thinking of asking Liara to use a strap-on because I kind of miss sex from a woman's perspective. She seems open minded enough, especially after becoming the shadow-broker.