Read and understand the rules

1. When a godchild reveals the existence of their fairies, they and any other witnesses shall have their memories wiped by Jorgen and his agents, and their fairies and magical items they have come in contact with will be taken away by Jorgen.

2. A godchild cannot wish or use magic to win a competition, because that leads to cheating, which leads to disqualification for the godchild, and they will lose. This rule also applies to any wishes where the results would allow the child to win a competition, but only become an issue when the competition begins. This does not, however, apply to magic competitions, such as a magical duel (though there are still limitations). (This rule is rarely enforced when wishing for someone else to win a competition)

3. A godchild cannot wish to interfere with or create true love (this applies to every kind of love, except parental love). Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, or injure living beings (but their magic can if it is done indirectly).

4. If a child interferes with something or someone in the past month, it will alter the present and future and they will be forbidden from returning to the same one.

5. Nobody can see Anti-Fairies without the use of Anti-Fairy Goggles

6. If kids happen to be dominant instead of adults, Pixies can grant wishes instead of Fairies. (In this condition, all the fairies on the Earth will be pulled back to Fairy World.)

7. No godchild can wish for their fairy to have a baby.

1. A fairy godparent cannot tell their godchild what other kids have fairies; the child has to find out on their own (Although the child can wish to know if a certain person has fairies.)

2. A child cannot wish to take away the fairies of another child. They have to be wished away by the same child or compete in a Magical Duel.

3. Fairies only grant wishes to miserable children of the dominant species of Earth. If the godchild for whatever reason becomes cheerful or the godchild says, "I'm happy and don't need my godparents anymore," the fairies will leave them and search for another miserable child.

4. Magic cannot be used on invisible teachers, sleeping clowns, French new wave filmmakers, and those who wear clear glasses as a fashion statement.

12. No "Super" wishes.

1. Cannot wish for Christmas occurring every day.

14. No breakfast wishes after 10:30 A.M.

1. A godchild cannot wish for a world without girls, as this will kill Cupid, and will cause a war between boys and girls due to lack of love.

2. A godchild cannot wish for someone to be hit by a car.

3. If a godchild tries to wish for a "fake deed" to cover for a lost deed, doing so would be considered falsifying documents.

4. Wishes can only be granted if made by the child, unless the child wishes for their fairies to grant someone else's wishes.

5. All vocal wishes shall only be made in the voice of the godchild only.

6. Tooth-based wishes can only be approved by the Tooth Fairy.

7. A godchild cannot wish dead people back to life.[citation needed] (They are allowed to wish for a ghost)

8. A godchild cannot wish for money as that is considered counterfeiting.

9. A godchild cannot wish to steal.

10. A godchild may only loan out their fairy/fairies to a child twice as miserable.

11. When a child has reached the age of no longer needing a fairy or when they are completely grown-up personality-wise, they will have their mind warped, the fairy/fairies will leave either in the Fairy Cab or with Jorgen Von Strangle and everything magic will disappear forever. If a godchild acts like a kid and does everything a kid does, then they will retain their fairies, however doing so is potentially risky, as the longer, a godchild keeps their fairies, the more the fairies will be put in danger of being exposed or captured.

12. No interfering with sleep wishes without permission from the Sand Man.

13. Children are to receive a "Fairy-versary" if they have had their Fairies for over a year without exposing them. They are given a muffin that grants them a rule-free wish when they take a bite. The only thing they are unable to wish for is a better-tasting muffin.

14. Fairy magic cannot affect other magical or super-powerful items.

15. Cloning wishes can only be cancelled when all the clones are in the same room at the same time.

16. One day in a certain number of years, a fairy godparent has to be "bad" and if during that day that fairy godparent cannot be bad, then that fairy has to train to be a fairy again for 500 years at the Godparents Academy.

17. If all Fairy Godparents in the universe want to have the same godchild, all the fairies must compete in a Rage in a Cage match and the winner will have the wanted godchild.

18. Whoever has a wand has complete control over it, meaning a godchild cannot wish it back, and whoever has the wand has the power to grant their own wishes and the wishes of others, meaning a godchild will have to get it back the old fashioned way.

19. Any rule of Da Rules can be removed if one of the fairies "accidentally" cuts a page.

20. A godchild cannot wish away Da Rules or wish away any of the rules. (Including this one)[citation needed]

21. A godchild cannot wish away what can last forever. (It is almost impossible to even with magic due to their properties)[citation needed]

22. No undoing wishes for something authentic.

23. Fairies must always grant the wishes of the godchild when they say, "I wish".

24. A godchild cannot wish for an electric car.

25. If a fairy godparent quits, the position can be filled by any magical wish-granting creature.

26. Fairy magic can't kill cockroaches.

27. A godchild cannot wish for Tom Cruise.

28. If a godchild accidentally wishes to break Da Rules so badly and then lets someone else touch Da Rules, that person will steal all of the wish power of the fairy stupid enough to grant such a silly wish. If that fairy and the godchild want to get back the wish power, then they have to return all the pages of Da Rules in 49 and half hours after the wish was granted and if they do not return all the pages, the godchild will have to face The Ultimate Challenge. If the godchild fails to complete the challenge then their fairy godparent(s) will lose the fairy licenses forever.

29. If a fairy loses their copy of Da Rules then that fairy must go back to Fairy World to train to be a fairy again in Fairy Academy for 1000 years.

30. A godchild cannot wish away awful/potentially fatal diseases, such as cancer.[citation needed]

31. If a godchild injures a holiday icon or causes them to be sick then that godchild must fix all the consequences that have caused.

32. Nobody below Jorgen Von Strangle can write in Da Rule

33. If a fairy fails inspection, they have to go to The Fairy Academy to train for a millennium.

34. Every wish must be accounted for; otherwise, if a godchild makes a secret wish, it will alter the fabric of the universe.

35. If a godchild wishes for themselves or someone else to become non-existent, it will alter the fabric of space and time.

36. If a fairy lets an anti-fairy steal their copy of Da Rules then that fairy will be demoted to Fairies 3rd Class (when the fairy is demoted to Fairies 3rd Class their wish-granting powers are very limited) until that fairy gets the book back.

37. A godchild cannot wish for themselves or other people to not age.

38. You-Doo Dolls are dangerous. (technically not a rule, but You-Doo dolls are a major taboo in the fairy world and fairies are encouraged to keep them a secret)

39. A godchild cannot wish for good grades.[citation needed]

40. A godchild cannot change anything in a universe that is not the Fairly OddParents! universe.

41. If a Godparent loses their wand, they can no longer be a fairy godparent.

42. A godchild cannot unwish another godchild's wish.

43. Fairy magic has no effect on armadillos because of their shells that shield them.

44. Fairy magic has no effect on a smartphone if it has an anti-fairy app; however, if the phone gets affected by electromagnetic waves and gets its frequency canceled, magic can be used to poof it away.

45. A godchild cannot wish for a Kale Patch Kid as it is considered copyright infringement.

46. Humans cannot wish to be fairies but can become fairies if they come into contact with magical items such as the Abracadabrium (proven in "A Fairly Odd Summer"), or if fairies themselves turn the human into a fairy

You finished reading all the rules and gained a better understanding of it.

"Okay, I think I understand Da Rules." You said, with closed eyes gathering your thoughts. After gathering them, you stood up from your chair.

" It thinks I know what I wish for." You said with full confidence.

"Really, what is it? Free Icecream? The greatest movie of ALL TIME!?" Cosmo seemed really excited about granting your first wish.

"It doesn't really matter what you wish for. As long as it is following the rules." Wanda explained carefully to you.

"Okay, I wish for..."