Raunchy Restaurant

You drive to the trendy Italian place. You park the car and head to the restaurant. You head in, and the hostess is seating some people. "We won't need her," you tell Maeve.

"Why, the place is packed," she asked.

"Trust me." You walk in and see three women drinking wine near the bar as they wait for a table. There are two blondes and a brunette all dressed in business attire.

"Excuse me," you tell Maeve and walk up to the trio. "Excuse me, but I see you are drinking wine."

"Yeah, so?" asks the brunette with suspicion that you are going to hit on them, and she looks you up and down, and is clearly unimpressed by your jeans and t-shirt.

"You are drinking wine wrong. When you are with friends, there is a specific way to do it."

"How so?" asks the blonde with the pony tail.

"What are you names?"

"Claire," said ponytail.

"Morgan," said the other blonde.

"Julia," said the brunette.

"Julia, take a sip, swirl it around your mouth and gargle it."

Julia obeys.

"Morgan, open your mouth and let Julia spit the wine in it. Julia spit the wine in Morgan's mouth."

Julia spits the wine into Morgan's mouth.

"Morgan swirl it around, gargle, and spit it into Claire's mouth. Claire then you swirl it around, gargle and spit it back into Julia's mouth. Julia then you swallow. Morgan, when you take a sip, swirl, gargle, then spit into Claire's mouth, then Clair to Julia, then back to Morgan. Claire to Julia to Morgan then back to Claire."

Julia's original sip makes it back to her mouth.

"After dinner, go suck three guys off. One at a time and do the same thing, swirl, gargle, spit. Julia first, then Morgan, then Claire."

The women nod. Morgan takes a sip then swirls, gargles, and spits into Claire's mouth.

You head back to Maeve and enter the restaurant. You spot a couple who look be given their main course: sumptuous dishes and a bottle of champagne.

You lead Maeve up to them. "Thank you for buying our meals. Please leave your wallets here then go to your car and have anal sex against the hood then head home for another round of anal sex."

"Sure," says the man. He and his date leave their wallets on the table and leave.

You and Maeve take the seats.