Rant & Rave, Interviewed by Rochell Divine

RANT & RAVE
Real Names: Dana (Rant) & Cameron (Rave) Rogalnikov
Nationality: Russian immigrants
Descriptions: 26 year old twin siblings
Alignment: Variable (sometimes they're heroes, sometimes they're villains)

Rant: 5'6", dark red-brown hair down to mid-back (usually tied in pigtails), green eyes, long muscular legs (her best feature), curvy body, 36C breasts. Speaks with a mild British accent. Tattoos on her lower right arm (tribal dragon & shark designs).

Rave: 5'11", shoulder-length blond hair (never tied back), green eyes, tight muscular body (like Liu Kang). Speaks with a realistic (though phony) Russian accent. Black & green Celtic tattoos decorate his upper left arm.

The duo's usual attire consists of tight leather pants & vests (Rant is in dark green and wears a black tank top, Rave is shirtless and in blue), black boots, and fingerless gloves. They accent these uniforms with gypsy/hippie-style jewelry.

BIOGRAPHY: The children of wealthy Russian diplomats, Dana and Cameron have always been extremely close with one another, at a nearly telepathic level. In combat, their fighting techniques are a blend of high-speed gymnastics, dance moves, and martial arts. (Their names come from their interest in the club scene).

At times, during interviews and in public (and on some occasions, in the showers), the duo seems to be very touchy-feely, as though they're more than brother and sister, though whether or not they're actually physically intimate is unknown. (The truth is, they're not into that sort of perversion; it's all an act to freak people out). Both of them are openly bisexual, with a natural talent for oral sex.

Rochell glanced down at her watch. This new duo was supposed to be at her crib for an interview, and they were already 15 minutes late. Clad in a blue minidress that hugged her every curve like a second skin, with matching platform heels, she headed over to the bar to fix herself a martini.

Just as she finished pouring it, a knock came to the door. Answering it, the twins wandered in, their arms around each other's waists.

"Sorry for the delay, Miss Divine. We got a bit . . . distracted," Rave said. As he said this last part, he looked into his sister's eyes, and the two of them giggled slightly.

"It's no problem at all, kids. At least you managed to show up. Care for a drink?"

"Not right now, love," Rant replied. "We're going to the Blood Diamond Club later, so we're trying to take it easy for now."

As Rave settled into the chair, his twin immediately sat in his lap and snuggled down to face him. Rant's arms wrapped around Rave's neck, drawing their faces closely near. She leaned into Rant's muscular chest while her brother's arms reflexively went around his sister's waist and shoulder.

"Oh, this is cozy. I love sitting in your lap, Cameron. It keeps us close, ya know?" Rant breathed into Rave's face as they gazed into each other's eyes. The sound of Rochell clearing her throat broke off their flirting.

"If we could get started, guys . . . "