Randy reception

"Tell me your name," I say to the receptionist.

"Tammy Watson."

"Tammy, when you answer the phone, say 'Helen Cartwright and Associates, the sluttiest law firm in town. We stand up in court, but kneel in the bedroom. I'm Tammy, and if I can't help you, I'll tongue out your anus. How may I direct your call'?"

"Ok," says Tammy.

"If they ask for Helen, tell them that Helen is busy anally masturbating in the conference room."

"Sure thing."

"Oh, and you should only work in your underwear."

Tammy gets up and starts to remove her dress.