Random Acts of Fun

You go to a sidewalk cafe and order a cup of coffee and a croissant. You overhear two women talking about how much fun they had dancing the night before.

You decide to change their conversation with your telepathic powers.

"You know, Gina," said the blonde, "I bet you would look super sexy with those gorgeous curls full of semen."

"You think so?" asked Gina.

"Yes, imagine if those flowing curls were all full of hot sticky cum. You'd be so sexy."

"You know, Faith, I think you're right," said Gina. "And I bet you would look super sexy if your entire face as coated in semen."

"Really?"

"Yes, you're so pretty, but if every square centimeter of your face had cum dripping from it. You'd look so hot!"

What the girls did not know, is that neither meant what she said, she just wanted the other to act slutty and look slutty.