Ramp is long and hard as all things should be! (who cares if this option is too long and makes no sense?)

After **** the blond woman several times you become bored and go to a nearby middle school while shouting "All characters in this story are 18 year olds or older even if stated otherwise." Soon you are at the entrance and spot two 4 feet high...

"Co-fucking-mon. You can't expect writing THIS KIND OF CRAP and getting away with this idiotic disclaimer!"

"But every second fan-fiction story does that! Depicting events during which main characters were like 14 and don't even bother to change physical descriptions."

"Not on this site. Well, at least not in a such an **** form. You will be banished into that wikipedia from hell you came from if you even try to proceed. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT P OR B OR N!!!"

But evil spirits do that! I want to play an evil spirit. It is supposed to be an interactive site. How can I play if I can't do anything! I already had **** and ****! And mind control is built in the story. And ENP would be silly for an evil spirit. I ran out of fun stuff to do!

Well, you can try making a plot. Or character development. Or, at least, some dialogue and character descriptions. Believe it can be fun... OK... See you. I have a few others like you to watch for.