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You know you can't win, you hold your arms, up in the air, and spread your legs. "Smart choice." Shanna approaches you, and reaches for your spud-makers. True to her word, as soon as she got a good hold of them, Shanna crushed your nuts in less then 5 seconds. "Aggghhh!" You hit the ground with a thud, and you curl up into a ball and cry. "Don't worry, the pain will go away soon. Trust me, you made the right choice." Shanna gets onto the tractor, and drives away leaving you to cradle your empty sack.