Question and answer session

"You want me to spank you?" John asked.

The woman nodded, clearly flustered and horny.

"Okay, I will, but first you must answer a few questions. First, do you have children?"

"Yes. Two, but their with their father now. I just dropped them off. We have split custody."

"I see. Do you have any close female friends in the neighborhood, preferably MILFs like yourself?"

She nodded. "Michelle Donahue is my best friend. She lives three houses down from here."

"Does she have children?"

"Just one. A daughter named Summer. She is a sophomore at the private university near here."

"Okay, and is there a MILFy woman you can't stand?"

"Piper Bridges," the woman said. "She wears so much makeup trying to get younger guys to buy her drinks or cars or anything."

"Does she have children?"

"Yes, but her son is military and overseas right now. Her daughter lives with her dad."

"I see... beg to be spanked."

"Please spank me, sir!" the woman said. "Please, sir! I'm a **** horny slut!"