Put something in her drink

Gina seems to be going on about some story she finds hilarious. “And then, I swear to you, he says, ‘The early worm gets the bird!’ ” She and her friend both crack up at her comment. Meanwhile, you look around for something to toss into her martini glass. She probably thinks she’s so classy, drinking martinis…

Scavenging Check: Passed!

There are various napkins and toothpicks lying around that you could use, but that seems a bit dangerous so you decide against it. You have a bit of milk left over, so you pour it into her glass when she’s not looking. There. That ought to taste great.

“He’s fucking senile, seriously. The other day, he had to ask some kid if he was a boy or a girl,” she continues before reaching for her martini. “He’s losing i- *hrrk!*”

She spits the concoction back into her glass before going into a minor coughing fit. Meanwhile, you and her friend both laugh at her misfortune as she scrubs her tongue between sputtering and spitting. Vengeance complete, mission success!

When she seems to have recovered from the awful taste, Gina turns in her chair to face you. “Alright Crotch Cushion, what the hell are you *cough* doing here?” she asks.

“Punishing you for not battling me!” you declare.

She stares at you for a few seconds, dumbfounded. “Are you sure you’re not a prostitute? You’re dressed like one. Your tits are practically popping out of that skanky dress.”

“Shut up!” you snap, trying to pull your dress up a bit but finding no slack.

“Hmph. You’re on a ship full of wealthy, classy individuals, yet you don’t even have enough class to keep your nipples covered. Even the girls in bikinis have more modesty than you. How did you afford the ticket, anyway?”

Your face red with embarrassment, you’re too focused on finagling your dress to hear her question. You hate having someone call you not classy! But no matter how hard you try, there’s just not enough fabric to go over your nipples…

“Well, not like it matters. You seriously stalked me onto this cruise just so you could get your ass beat? *sigh* I’m sure you’ll bug me for the entire cruise if I refuse, so come on, let’s get this over with. There’s not enough room here, though. We’ll go out by the pools.”