Put on strapless bra...

This bra is pink, with transparent lace cups, and a strap with clasps in the back. No shoulder straps. The label in the inside of the strap says: "Intimations" and "32B".

Yay. It matches the thong panties you’re currently sporting. You’ve never coordinated your underwear before. It’s never been a thing. Today is a day of many firsts.

It takes some dexterous ingenuity and you feel like your arms and elbows are all awkwardly akimbo, but you manage to fasten the hasp behind your back. It’s a small feminine victory.

Well, the bra does a pretty good job of keeping your breasts under control. You never thought a B cup to be much of a breast, but these, which fit snugly in the bra, sure move around disconcertingly when left to the vagaries of gravity. It's like they've got a life of their own. You also discover that bras aren't exactly comfortable. The damned thing feels like a belt cinched around your ribcage.