Put on some makeup and try to slip past them outside

You look in the mirror, locking eyes with yourself. Are you really ready to do this?

You root through the woman's belongings and lay the cosmetics out on the table.

Look, just enough so that even if you are recognised as a guy, no one will know who you are, right?

Nervously you take the lipstick, and gently apply it, leaning in towards the bathroom mirror to see the effect. It's deep red and your lips already seem more full. You come across cream foundation, and thankfully remember that you're meant to start with this... Applying the base, you keep going. Eyeshadow, mascara, damn, how do you do eyeliner?

You get nervous, not sure what part to put next and how, but thankfully you remember bits and pieces of how its meant to go. Your first attempt seems awkward. You apply some makeup remover to a paper towel and wipe it off. You've a second attempt, and a third. Dammit, it somehow just doesn't look right. Frustrated, you rush over doing the part of the makeup, and find it even looks better. Ah, maybe that's it, you were just overdoing it. Onto 4th and 5th attempt, you're getting into it now. Realising, that small changes and delicate touches can make a surprising amount of difference. Sixth and seventh and you're getting into it, your hands are a bit more used to the movements, and you find yourself playing around with the effects. (Part of you appreciates the surreality of the situation, a couple having a tense dramatic moment, while you're in here busily using the woman's makeup to get past them.)

By this stage, you're more attuned to all the little problems you have with the makeup, but taking a step back, it doesn't look bad. At some point, you'd stopped thinking of it as your face, and more a woman's face you just wanted to get right. That was probably a good sign. The right amount of blush, eyeshadow, mascara, and plenty of vibrant red lipstick. It somehow drew the attention to your lips, and with the way your hair accented and framed your face, it somehow made your whole face look alluring, much less chance of being recognised now.

You looked good, now only if you could find some... you root through the purse and find a stylish pair of clip on earrings. Bingo! You put them on and they work well with the outfit, though one is partially obscured by your hair.

You look down at the cosmetics that are now far more used up than when you started. Hoping she won't mind too much (you know, like with the earring and clothes), you put them all back where you remember finding them.

Turning again to the door, you get ready and...