Put it away

Pretty sure touching a dildo is the second gayest thing a dude can do. Better be on the safe side and leave it alone. You begin putting all the clothes back in box, making sure to cover up the toy phallus as much as possible.

As you put away the clothes, you leave aside a couple items. The mesh shirt is pretty wearable, and it seems your size. What's guy about letting everyone see you're jacked body? The delivery guy didnt seem to mind showing it off!

You also put away some booty shorts. A less straight man would call them cute, and compliment how thry will definitely hug your butt in a nice way. But thankfully you're super straight so these thoughts never cross your mind!

Before you close it back up, you look at the poster again. The model showing off his abs, the tight underwear, the chiselled jaw and gray eyes. There's no question this guy was smoking hot. You bet chicks would love looking at this man, and even you can admit he's great to look at. From an envious, i-want-that-body kinda way of course.

I want that body...

Before you know it, you take down one of your Scarface film posters and put up this in its place. If you're gonna have this poster, you may aswell use it! As workout inspiration. Nothing wrong with admiring his hot body.

Nothing wrong with laying in bed, rubbing your erection as you look at him. Can't a guy get comfortable?