Public rest stop

Those places were great an all, but if you're going to do something, you're going to do it right! You know a public rest stop about an hour away from your where you live. It's generally known to be in a dangerous part of town. You here stories of rapes and kidnappings that happen near there all the time. You aren't too worried about too many people coming to the rest stop: drivers tend to avoid it.

But you want people to go there when your're there. And you know just how to do it! You quickly grab your laptop again and log onto various sites like Craiglist. You also log onto a sex forum that you've been frequenting (but never really participated in before). You are going to advertise yourself for everyone and anyone (with a few stipulations) the location of where you will be tomorrow night.

How should you write your ad?