Prince Harry

While I was skimming the titles of the books, mumbles coming from the other side of the room. I turned around completely and started to move towards the suspicious noise.

"Well, 'ello there." A figure suddenly jumped out from the darker side of the library.

"Um, hi." I said hesitantly.

"Why are you in my house?" The man asked

"Well, I'm staying here for school." I replied

"Oh, you're the exchange student, right, right. I'm 'arry." Prince Harry, right. I got it. A girl came from behind him and scurried out of the library. "Sorry, 'bout her. You scared the living shit out of us. Though' you were my dad." He slurred and I got a whiff of **** on his breath.

"I'm sorry," I said, "your royal highness."

"Eh, no need for that. Well, since you know who I am, care to tell me who you are?" He asked

"I'm Jane Doe."

"Well, Jane, I'm suppose' t' show you 'round. But not right now. Now, I nee' sleep." With that he exited the library and I was left standing there, watching him stumble his way to his room.