The Upperclassmen’s Plan to Get Shit on Jack

You’re hanging with the guys in the locker room, towelling off after your shower, when you see Charlie covertly gesturing at you from the bathroom stalls around the corner. You give him a questioning frown, unsure of what he wants, and then he points at Jack, and his meaning becomes clear.

“The prick’s still going after the twins,” Charlie whispers to you when you join him.

“Sadly so,” you nod. “You guys came up with a plan to get him?”

“Nothing fancy,” he says. “We’re going to get him talking and then nudge him a bit. Dangle some bait in front of him, so to speak. I figure that it won’t take long before he says some stuff that’ll sour the twins off him.”

“I’m surprised he hasn’t done that on his own,” you chuckle.

Javier’s voice carries over from the main area of the locker room: “Hey Jack, I hear you’re good with the ladies. I want to get your advice on something.”

“They’re getting started,” Charlie whispers. “I’m going to join ‘em. Can you secretly film it from back here?”

“On it, chief,” you smile, pulling out your phone.

You start recording video, just as Jack says: “Got girl problems? I’m the man you’re looking for.”

“So I’ve been eyeing up the twins,” Javier says, “and they’re pretty good looking, yeah?”

“Sexier than buttered toast,” Jack says. You’ve poked your phone around the corner of the wall, and capture Jack making a weird licking motion over his palm. Gross.

“What do you think a guy’s got to do to get with one of them?” Javier asks. He looks off the side and gives the camera a sly wink.

“Three things,” Jack says, holding up that many fingers. “First, you’ve got to have the looks. Which I’ve got in abundance.” He ticks down a finger and flexes, showing off his impressive physique, and the other guys around the room roll their eyes. But you’re worried, because there’s no doubt that Jack looks good, and if anything could sway Katie and Khloe… “Second, you’ve got to have the charm. You’re looking at Exhibit A right here.” He sticks his tongue out between two fingers and rubs it up and down, and again, the guys roll their eyes, but you’re not convinced. Somehow, bizarrely, Jack manages to sell the look. “Third, it doesn’t matter what you do, because I’ve already got them in the bag. Both of them.”

“O-hoh, big man, wanting both,” Jason says, stepping out of the shower.

“And you’ve fucked them already?” Charlie asks, daring him to lie.

“It’s a matter of time,” Jack smirks.

“So you’re just all talk and no game,” Jason says, slouching back against the lockers.

“Nah. I’m not stressed, because I know they’re going to come to me soon,” Jack smiles cooly. “They won’t be able to resist me.”

“Well shit, I better back off then,” Javier says, raising his hands. “Sounds like you’ve had this whole thing planned out.”

“I play it by ear,” Jack laughs. “I’m not some loser who has to stutter his script in front of the girls. I know what I’m doing.”

Just crack, you think to yourself. He’s said some off-putting things, but nothing incriminating…

“You wound me,” Javier says, putting a hand over his heart. “Please don’t tell me… you’re really going to take them both from me? What could you even do, why not leave one for me?”

“I need them both to do the things that you could only dream of,” Jack laughs. Javier’s a great actor, and he looks just pained enough that Jack keeps talking, wanting to drive the nail into the Hispanic guy’s coffin. “Here’s how I’m going to do it. I’m going make them strip and suck me off, tag-team real well, give me the damn best blowjob I’ve ever gotten. Then, I’m going to stack the two whores on top of each other, because a good bitch needs another to keep her down, and then I’m going to plow the shit out of both of them. Have you seen how busted their bodies are? Yeah, that’s right, it’s those asses that’ll be wriggling against my fat cock, those tits squeezed together in the best titjob you’ve ever seen, and when they’re not looking, I’m going to tear my condom off and fuck them and smash their tight pussies apart and breed the two of them like the sluts that they are.”

Javier has backed himself against the lockers as Jack speaks, meeting ‘horrified’ eyes with the other guys in the room. Jack dusts off his hands, satisfied with the reaction he drew, and begins to leisurely put on his shirt.

“Well shit,” Charlie says, running his hands through his hair. “You don’t have to do the girls dirty like that. Or, Javier, spare a thought for the man will you?”

“My pleasure,” Jack says, smiling at Javier, whose face twitches.

“Aw, is the little boy going to cry?” Jack continues taunting.

But you know that Javier’s trying to hold back laughter, and the gasp he lets out confirms it, but Jack takes that for the beginnings of a sob, and he makes crying motions with his hands, laughing to himself all the while.

This is the shit that you’ve been looking for. There’s no way the twins will want anything to do with Jack after they see this.

Charlie +5
Jason +5
Javier +5