Her slutty cousin, Alexis...

Speaking of phones, you discover that Tiffany’s is by the floor near the entrance where you first started ravaging her, and surprisingly, it's still got that remarkable 1% battery!

One thing that you worried about, and it’s always important to keep in mind with drunk/high first timers, is that some of these girls have friends or family members that start worrying about them when they’re not responsive for several hours. Sure enough, Tiffany has a ton of text messages and missed calls on her notification screen, but only one of them appears multiple times and has a name that you recognize.

It’s Tiffany’s slutty cousin, Alexis. The Delta Delta sorority slut has both called and texted Tiffany multiple times. Technically, Tiffany is up here at the University visiting her cousin, so it makes sense that Alexis check in on her… Although you’re a little bit surprised because Alexis doesn’t give a fuck about anybody you thought.

Tiffany’s lock screen has text message responses enabled, so with a quick swipe you're able to type out a message to Alexis that clears you of any wrongdoing, short circuits any potential missing persons report for the blacked out 18 year old, and also hopefully scores you some points with Alexis... who you would like to fuck in the future, too.

"Yo hey," you type your name at first but then delete it, not wanting to leave any electronic trace. "It’s the... party guy... the one who dropped off to you at the sorority earlier. You and your cousin were pretty hot Lezzing out like that earlier. She’s over at my place, man did she have a blast tonight! No worries, I’ll bring her home tomorrow when she sobers up, or I can give you my phone number..."

"Hit me up if you’d rather stop by my place and get her, or just come by for some fun."

Only a shameless man of low morals could use the **** induced unconsciousness of an 18 year old girl to try to get into the pants of her older cousin, but you are delighted that Alexis seems to have her phone with her and types back immediately.

"LOL so jelly, you show her a good time, Stud!" Alexis includes a series of lewd emojis and then this: "text me from your phone, you seem fun to party with."

You toss Tiffany’s cell phone on the couch next to her passed out body and haul yourself off for a well deserved rest.