Going Out to Eat

She wore a pair of skinny jeans and a white top with whitish pair of shoes. Both of you walked in arm in arm. You was expecting lots of knowing snickering stares, but there was nothing, nobody even blinked. Both of you sat and started enjoying the meal.

Lauren: Don't be afraid love it's going to be OK.

You: You are wearing jeans.....

Lauren: Awww you want me to wear a matching outfit? (giggles)

You: Nooo. I meant I'm wearing a dress with ankle bracelet which says "SLUT"

Lauren: (Loudly) Because that's who you are baby...

You: Shushhhh

Lauren: (giggles) Ashley would love to seeing you like this...

You: Where is her?

Lauren: Do you really want to know?

You: YESSSS

Lauren: She is in this hotel..

You: What? Where?