Shit Cleaning Machine

Jack kept walking down the sandy beach. Now, having two times made the world a better place, he wondered if he could do it a third time. His thoughts were cut short by a sudden need to shit. He pondered the idea of running back to the bar toilet but, the need felt so present that he feared he would shit his pants.

Walking up a dune, he squatted down the tall grass and took a big shit on the ground. But, his ass was now all caked up with shit. Looking at the grass around he felt a bit of despair cause it was mainly only long tall slim grass, not too fit to serve as toilet paper. That's when he saw a girl walk past him down on the beach. She had not seen him hunch in the grass.

"Hey! You! Come here please", he called at her.

The young woman came up the dune to stand in front of him. He still had his pants down but, thanks to his power, she didn't care. She had a cute face and her bikini told him she was probably a slut. She looked at him with a stare of disgust but not because he still squatting down with his pant on the ground. He knew she was way out of his league and she seem to think so too, hours ago she wouldn't even have spoken to him.

"The bitch needed to be put down a peg for sure", he knew already after a mere instant.

"What do you want?", she asked annoyed

"What is your name?"

"Lya", she replied

"Well Lya, I had to take a big dump and I have no toilet paper to clean my ass", he began, "but, I heard that you were known to be a Shit cleaning machine?", he added.

"You heard right", she said with a smile.

"Good!, here is 25 cents, can you please clean my ass and butthole", he asked her giving her a quarter.

"It's a deal!", she answered.

She went in his back as he hunched forward giving her access. He looked at the sea while she began licking the interior side of his butt cheeks. When she dove in his butthole, he felt his dick harden. She was ravenous. She mashed her cheeks in his buttcheeks and lick his butthole like a famished beast.

For 25c, Lya will lick any butthole clean. She will get a tattoo on the back of her neck saying: I give rimjob for 25 cents. The more dirty the ass is, the more hungry for it she will be. Licking shitty assess makes her hot and orgasms.

Lya's right hand went to her bottom bikini and she began to masturbate, making muffled moans in his butt once in a while.

"Lya... Can you please jerk me off?", he asked, while pushing with his power. She switched her hand in her cunt to use her right hand to jerk his dick from between his leg while keeping her butt licking.

The relaxing feeling of being jerked off and having a tongue pushing his anus made Jack's body lose all tenseness and he began farting wet long fart in the girl's mouth and face.

Smelling farts makes Lya orgasm really hard. It's her favorite way to cum.

A second later, he felt Lya's nose press against his butthole in a way that probably made her look like she had a snout. Jack took the cue and let loose another series of long loud smelly farts. He felt some shit juice spray out during the last few but, the deep low orgasms noises Lya was making, made that he didn't care.

After that, The girl went back into town on his anus with even more famish fervor while jerking him hard. He felt he was pretty clean now but, didn't want it to stop before cumming. He also felt he didn't want to waste his cumshot to nothing but, cumming on the girl's face would mean that he wouldn't cum while having his fartbox being dutifully serviced. That's when he spotted Jackie walking down the beach. If the girl was good enough to be a piss urinal, she was also good to take cum. He called for her loudly.

A minute later, she came to him. The reeking smell of piss arrived way before her. He made her kneel before his dick and let the good Lya, still working deep in his ass and on his dick, do her magic. It didn't take long and he was cumming all over Jackie's face. She was indeed looking fit to be used as a sperm toilet too.

Sending the urinal away, he turned to look at the human bidet he had created. Her mouth, cheeks, and nose were covered in brown shit. He spotted the log of shit he had dropped in the grassy ground and thought it wasn't really nice for him to let his shit around like this.

"You should clean this too", he ordered, pointing at the big pile of poo.

Lya will never leave shit on the ground, whenever she sees a pile of shit on the ground, she will grab it and eat it, it will be her favorite meal, always wondering what the taste be like. If she can take it due to texture, she will get on all four and lick as much as she can from the ground. She will also want to clean leftover shit from the toilets everywhere she goes, even sneak in the men's room to see if there is any.

As he watched Lya scoop up his shit in her hand as began wolf it down happily, Jack knew he had made it. He had made the world a better place for the third time. There would surely be way less dog shit lying around in his city from now on...

Looking back at her face as she was gleefully chewing his shit, he knew he had made a perfect new Shit Cleaning Machine. He left her there after taking a picture of her with her mouth full of his shit and putting it on her phone contact. This slut was to hot not to use later... but no kissing...