A late night pee break...

I woke up in the middle of the night and my bladder felt like it was about to burst. I had a bad case of early morning wood and knew I wouldn’t make it til morning without a trip to the bathroom. I hauled myself out of bed, clad only in my boxers and made my way out of my room down the hall and into the bathroom.

After peeing like a racehorse, I washed my hands and went back into the hall. I was almost back to my room, when I was surprised to hear...