Demi Lovato

I've lived with Demi Lovato for a while. In fact, I helped her through her alcoholism and **** use. Not that she was thankful...

"John!" Demi said one day. She was dressed in lingerie, as always. She loved teasing me.

"I finished my community college class. You know, the one on hypnosis?"

"I told you that was a waste of time," I said.

"It was not!" Demi protested. "And I'll prove it!"

She pulled out a pocket watch and swung it in front of me. Eventually, she stood there with a blank look on her face.

I was confused for a while, then I realized she had hypnotized herself!