Pick Raven

“I’m sorry Jinx but Raven does make some pretty good points. You’re really nice, this is not because you did something wrong and if you want to clean up your act I’ll help you, in fact I’m sure everyone would be pleased to help you if you’re desire to reform is legitimate. Still, I want to be with Raven so….” You tell Jinx, trying to let her down gently.

“WHAT??? NO!” Jinx screams, “You can’t mean that! After everything I’ve offered you you’re still going to pick her? You do know I was serious about those offers right and I wasn’t simply being melodramatic. I’ll even do more then that for you. I’ll give you whatever you want from me. What is it about her you like so much that you don’t like about me? Raven always seemed moodier then me, more fatalistic, less likely to tell a joke or make a pun, less likely to enjoy herself around others, more likely to be off putting to your friends. Is that what you like about her because if it is I can change for you. I can be less fun, more serious, and ruder.”

“Those aren’t really traits that I would like in anyone.” You tell Jinx.

“Well then I’m confused as to what it is you like about her. Am I being too easy? Do you think I’m a slut because I’m willing to make you happy? If that’s a problem I can play hard to get.”

“That’s not it either.”

Before you can stop her Jinx uses her powers on the guest room door causing it to malfunction and produce a high pitch wine. As Raven, standing right next to the door, covers her ears and screams profanity at Jinx Jinx rushes up to you, gets on her tippy-toes and whispers in your ear her next offer.

“I’ll give you the best of all worlds, something Raven has already made clear she would deny you. I’ll give up my evil ways and join the Titans, making you look like quite the big man in front of your friends. I’ll be a good hero and a loyal companion. I’ll still be a villain though but only for you. I’ll be your minion; stealing for you, attacking for you, killing for you and all at your beck and whim. And lastly I’ll be completely free and open with you sexually. I’ll try whatever you want to try, do whatever you want to do, be whatever you want me to be and I’ll enjoy it all just because it makes you happy. So, what do you say? An angel in the daytime, a devil at night and a minx in bed. Do you still want Raven instead of me?”

Jinx’s last sentence could have sounded so sexy if she would simply sounded like she was trying to tempt you instead the soft pleading tone of a very needy and very **** girl.