Jessica calls the interviewer

"Hello? Who is this?" Jessica heard Megan say as she answered the phone.

"Oh hi, Megan! This is Jessica!"

"Jessica who? I know a lot of Jessicas..."

"Jessica as in the naked girl on the front of your newspaper!" said Jessica with a slight hint of anger in her voice.

"Oh wow! You actually called!" Megan replied, sounding very excited, "Did you want to go on a date or something?"

"What? No! Well... maybe... that's not why I called." said Jessica, sounding exasperated, "I'm calling about the paper."

"Did you like it? I'm sorry we had to censor you a bit on the front cover, but I managed to convince our publisher to put an uncensored version on the inside at least!" said Megan, excitedly.

Jessica was stunned into silence for a moment.

"Umm... that wasn't quite what I was expecting..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, what was wrong with it?" asked Megan, innocently.

"I thought you might censor it a bit more... you can see pretty much everything..."

"Oh my god, I thought that would be what you wanted! You seemed so confident and impressive, and you looked so beautiful and hot! I thought you wanted people to see you naked!" said Megan.

"Well, kind of..." replied Jessica, "I guess it just feels a lot more real and scary went it's in print, you know?"

"I'm so sorry, Jessica, " said Megan, "I feel like I've let you down..."

"It's fine!" said Jessica, not wanting to make a scene.

"No, no, I insist, what can I do to make it up to you?" asked Megan.

Jessica thought for a moment. This was the perfect opportunity to come up with some ****, and have some fun.